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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning patient misery into a dashboard that nobody reads anyway.
Senior SQL writer (master of forgotten Excel macros)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your insights until the data vanishes.
toast.you▸ HEALTHVIEW LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless hospital charts in seconds
You write SQL queries to track hospital bed occupancy and create dashboards for managers who never look at them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can correctly identify which dataset is lying to the clinical team today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent writes your queries faster than you can type.
Week 10
Machine vision pulls data directly into live, updating performance reports.
Month 6
Directors query the data robot directly, skipping your meetings.
Month 10
Smart scripts fix your broken spreadsheets before you even open them.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are replaced by a script that emails a PDF monthly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
0.03 percent
Dashboards viewed by stakeholders
12
Excel crashes per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold hospital canteen coffee.
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