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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou help patients return to work, but your own is fading.
Balancing NHS caseloads while dreading the next system update.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy-tuned outcomes for every patient file.
help!youAI▸ CAREERPATH ALGORITHMIC SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates career goals with clinical symptom data
You help patients manage work-related stress and find employment. You track goals, handle paperwork, and navigate NHS referral systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is lying about their actual capacity to work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patient employment data is moved into our predictive analysis cloud.
Month 5
Software suggests career tracks based on therapy progress metrics.
Month 13
AI negotiators email employers to agree on workspace adjustments.
Year 2.1
Sensors and wellness apps track patient readiness for work.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full management of the employment service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
45 people
Average patient caseload
12 minutes
Referral processing time
2,400
Forms completed annually
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-tracking meditation app.
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