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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsManaging surgical waiting lists while the real surgeons cut the queue.
Professional cat-herder of surgeons and empty theatre slots.
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Data-driven surgical theatre throughput.
split.youAI▸ CLINICAL FLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules surgeries during staff lunch breaks
You track elective ENT theatre capacity and shuffle patient waiting lists. The system is just waiting to auto-optimise.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which consultant is going to refuse the extra theatre list request.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and forms automatically triage referrals without your manual input.
Month 7
Algorithms predict consultant absences and fill empty theatre slots instantly.
Month 16
Smart inventory tracking predicts equipment needs before the surgeons request them.
Year 2.3
Dashboards replace your weekly manual reports to hospital boards.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A single server cluster manages the entire department's surgical capacity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,200
Average Waiting List Rows
74%
Theatre Utilisation Rate
32 weekly
Hours spent on spreadsheets
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm NHS breakroom tea.
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