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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace NHS IT Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #wi5czsva
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a very expensive, walking courier for plastic boxes.
Device wrangler, password resetter, and hospital corridor navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Provisioning hardware at the speed of bureaucracy.
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pre-configures 500 laptops without a single error
You unbox laptops, configure NHS credentials, and hand devices to stressed clinical staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain to a consultant why their badge won't work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cloud-based deployment scripts take over the imaging of new devices.
Month 5
Secure automated lockers replace the need for physical handover sessions.
Month 10
Staff use a kiosk to self-register their identity and retrieve devices.
Month 16
Autonomous carts deliver hardware directly to ward storage rooms.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire IT distribution floor is repurposed for server storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 per day
Devices provisioned
Too many
Password resets
4 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One used charging cable and a thank you note.
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