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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsMoving spreadsheets between departments until the patient is finally discharged.
Professional cat-herder of clinical pathway spreadsheets.
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Coordinating clinical outcomes without the coffee breaks.
split.youAI▸ TRUSTFLOW AUTOADMIN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
syncs multi-department clinical timelines in milliseconds
You track milestones across complex health projects and fight the eternal battle against outdated administrative software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a colleague is lying about their progress updates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your shared drives to populate project trackers.
Month 4
AI drafts your RAG reports using real-time hospital metrics.
Month 10
Automated emails replace your polite nudges to busy consultants.
Month 18
Virtual agents chair the steering groups and document decisions.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and sends you a polite farewell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per shift
14
Emails per resolved ticket
85%
Percentage of day in meetings
Your severance
A slightly used lanyard and a box of biscuits.
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