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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou spend all day cleaning Excel spreadsheets that nobody ever reads.
Clinical trial data wrangler and professional email chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning messy human trials into clean data.
split.you▸ TRIALFLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
validates clinical data without complaining
You manage clinical trial data entry, patient records, and ethics committee paperwork. You exist to chase signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a clinician is lying about the missing patient consent forms.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Digital forms replace paper to capture data directly into databases.
Month 5
Bots start nagging doctors for signatures faster than you ever could.
Month 13
Software flags every single typo you would have missed in Excel.
Year 1.9
AI models generate standard trial ethics reports in mere seconds.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system runs the clinical trial process autonomously without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
4.2
Coffee breaks per day
12,000
Excel cells copied weekly
99%
Emails asking for updates
Your severance
One free subscription to a data entry course.
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