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October 11, 2071
In 45 yearsYou are the last barrier between fragile life and cold efficiency.
Human advocate for the smallest, loudest patients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total life support for the tiniest patients.
oof.youAI▸ NEONATAL-GUARD GEN 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 45 YEARSAI's Special Power
stabilizes vitals with sub-millisecond precision
You monitor neonates in incubators, manage complex medication titration, and provide high-stakes care for premature infants.
The one thing AI can't do
You interpret a subtle change in skin mottling before the sensors even register distress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI systems automatically pull data from monitors to fill medical charts.
Year 3.3
Sensors and pumps manage medication delivery without human manual adjustment.
Year 12
Self-regulating pods manage temperature and humidity based on biometric feedback.
Year 22
Robotic arms handle delicate line insertions under surgeon oversight.
Year 45 · D-Day
The final human monitoring station is decommissioned in favor of autonomous care.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Under 2 seconds
Hourly alarm response time
Zero
Charting error rate
Inexact
Manual titration margin
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the hospital cafeteria.
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