Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace NICU Speech Language Pathologist jobs? · Latest report #xt6w9cy7
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2042
In 16 yearsFeeding tiny humans is hard, but AI is patient and tireless.
Expert in non-verbal cues and premature infant oral development.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision oral therapy for the smallest patients.
oof.youAI▸ NEONATALSENSOR V4.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates suck-swallow-breathe rhythms via haptic feedback
You assess oral-motor function and swallowing safety in fragile neonates. You guide infants toward independent bottle or breast feeding.
The one thing AI can't do
You sense the subtle emotional distress in a parent through a simple shift in posture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Sensors track infant oxygen levels and heart rates during bottle feeds.
Year 3.3
AI predicts oral development milestones based on thousands of historic charts.
Year 7
Software writes your progress notes before you even leave the crib.
Year 11
Robotic flow-controlled bottles adjust to the infant's specific swallow speed.
Year 16 · D-Day
The bedside unit takes the lead and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
45 minutes
Average bedside minutes
92 percent
Infant feeding success rate
Critical
Documentation fatigue level
Your severance
One year of subsidized hospital cafeteria pudding cups.
Discussion
