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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour email blast is just a slightly more persistent spam filter.
Royal descendant with a very specific banking problem.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your imaginary royal inheritance.
splat.you▸ SCAMBOT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends millions of emails per minute
You solicit funds via mass-distributed emails promising massive returns for small upfront fees. You manage fake personas.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can make a typo sound like a royal emergency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Large language models generate more convincing fake royal crises.
Week 11
Advanced delivery agents bypass every modern spam filter effortlessly.
Month 4
AI chatbots handle follow-up emails with perfect feigned desperation.
Month 5
Bot networks reach every inbox on Earth every single day.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your manual email campaigns are officially obsolete and redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
10000
Emails per second
0.0001%
Human gullibility rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-transferable fictional gold.
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