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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsPaying a human to sit in a dark chair is architectural vanity.
Professional shadow-watcher with a high tolerance for boredom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the midnight snack breaks.
help!you▸ SENTINEL-V4 OVERSIGHT UNIT▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans dark corners with thermal imaging
You walk pre-planned routes, monitor security camera feeds, and check that doors are locked. The silence is your only consistent colleague.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish between a harmless raccoon and a genuine security threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models replace human eyes by identifying motion anomalies in high-resolution video streams instantly.
Month 10
Sensor-laden mobile bases navigate pre-mapped floor plans without ever needing a nap or a chair.
Month 20
Smart locks automate entry verification, removing the need for a human to unlock doors for contractors.
Year 2.5
Automated protocols escalate threats to law enforcement before a human would even finish blinking.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility is fully dark-operational, and the guard station is repurposed into a charging bay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 mugs/shift
Coffee consumption rate
200ms
Average blink duration
94%
Alert fatigue percentage
Your severance
A high-fidelity flashlight and a heavy-duty wool blanket.
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