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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsWatching empty halls is a job for a motion-triggered infrared lamp.
Professional phantom-chaser in the rust belt shadows.
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Unsleeping eyes for your crumbling assets.
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Conducts perimeter patrols and monitors security feeds in vacant industrial properties. Prevents unauthorized entry into aging, decaying infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish between a falling brick and a genuine intruder's footstep.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Installation of high-fidelity thermal motion detectors across all warehouse entry points.
Month 5
Centralizing all camera feeds to a cloud-based dashboard managed by centralized AI.
Month 13
Deploying autonomous ground drones for scheduled routine perimeter navigation and light checks.
Year 1.9
Programming computer vision to distinguish between vermin and actual human intruders.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Locking the warehouse doors permanently with an automated, tamper-proof electronic gate system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
0 per week
Average Incidents
1200
Flashlight Lumens
4 liters
Coffee Intake
Your severance
A vintage flashlight and a 'Good Job' sticker.
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