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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to move cereal boxes is officially a legacy feature.
Master of the midnight pallet jack and shelf facing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stocking aisles at light speed, no breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SHELFGENIE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restacks an entire aisle in ten minutes
You replenish shelves with inventory and move pallets throughout the store during quiet overnight hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which damaged product is still safe to stock by hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart vision sensors track exactly which items are missing.
Month 8
Robotic platforms move pallets from the bay to aisles.
Month 20
Mechanical arms align every product to the shelf edge.
Year 2.7
Automatic cardboard crushers handle waste with zero human help.
Year 4 · D-Day
You hand in your high-vis vest to the incoming hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
24
Pallets moved per shift
18
Items faced per minute
0
Hours spent ignoring customers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired store-brand energy drinks.
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