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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour shaker skills are just inefficient liquid dispensing algorithms.
Professional listener, drink measurer, and sticky surface warrior.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquid refreshment, zero attitude, infinite speed.
ow.you▸ MIX-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters patron sobriety with laser sensors
You mix drinks, manage drunk crowds, and wipe sticky counters while ignoring shouting patrons for minimum wage.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly pretend to listen to boring life stories.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Patrons order via app, bypassing your vocal chord strain.
Week 13
Robotic valves replace your hand speed for every drink.
Month 9
Cameras scan faces and licenses faster than your tired eyes.
Month 15
UV arrays and robotic arms keep every bar top dry.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The unit arrives to replace your social and liquid duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
100 percent
Average tip percentage lost
4 seconds
Seconds per pint poured
Zero
Glass breakage rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of stale bar nuts.
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