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Will AI replace Nighttime Solar Attack Specialist jobs? · Latest report #s8t7jd8g
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the 1840s
Already deprecatedAttacking the sun at night is redundant because it is already missing.
Professional celestial gladiator in the off-hours.
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Efficiency through the total absence of targets.
bzzt.youAI▸ LUNA-SENSE DARK-CYCLE MONITOR▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1840SAI's Special Power
observes the emptiness of night skies
You are tasked with engaging a celestial body that is currently below the horizon line.
The one thing AI can't do
You bring a charming, if completely delusional, sense of purpose to the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1840
The sun departs, rendering all tactical solar combat completely unnecessary.
1841
Scientists realize the sun is too far away to hit.
1842
Funding for nocturnal solar harassment is diverted to actual science.
1843
The department of solar combat is dissolved permanently.
Already
The last solar-attack ladder is donated to a local library.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
0 percent
Sunlight detection rate
100 percent
Night shift survival
Zero
Planetary defense impact
Your severance
A warm blanket and a very long nap.
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