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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsScheduling nothingness is a task that even a broken clock excels at.
Professional ghost-tracker and professional empty-slot-enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning nothing into something valuable.
glub.youAI▸ VOIDWATCHER V2.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs non-events with zero human oversight
You track empty slots and missing data points. You manage the voids that others are too lazy to notice.
The one thing AI can't do
You maintain a straight face when asked to track the absence of inventory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify missing data points before you finish your coffee.
Month 4
Bots automatically email vendors when inventory numbers fall to zero.
Month 8
Machine learning visualizes the empty space better than your spreadsheets.
Month 13
Database triggers fix missing entries without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a line of code that tracks nothing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
42 hours/week
Time spent staring at null
0.4 milliseconds
Average response to nothing
12,000 yearly
Unassigned items managed
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank calendar app.
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