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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build models that will eventually delete your own commits.
Turning ambiguous requests into technical debt since 2018.
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refactors entire codebases without a pull request
You transform messy customer requests into structured code architectures. You train neural networks to process human language.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a training set is fundamentally poisoned by human bias.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models translate customer emails directly into Jira task tickets.
Month 5
Agentic systems write and unit test the required feature modules.
Month 10
The codebase updates its own structure based on usage patterns.
Month 15
Training loops optimize parameters without human intervention or oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while the cluster celebrates your redundancy.
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