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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining models for languages that even you rarely get to speak.
Master's student (mostly PyTorch, emotionally drowning in datasets)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining obscure dialects so you don't have to.
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collapses your entire thesis into a single prompt
You parse linguistic data for low-resource languages to train language models. Your research will provide the final training sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the beautiful, messy, cultural nuances of human syntax.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Automated crawlers scrape every digitized text in your target languages.
Week 7
Foundation models learn syntax patterns without needing human-labeled datasets.
Month 4
AI creates high-quality synthetic data to replace your manual annotations.
Month 5
The machine tests its own language accuracy against your metrics.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your research folder is archived while the machine publishes the results.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
7000+
Language Coverage
Infinite
Training Efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Master of Obsolete Tongues'
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