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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou file motions; our LLM generates the entire case history instead.
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You draft briefs, conduct hearings, and interpret complex labor codes. We turn it into a high-speed data operation.
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You can still read the room when the testimony turns into a shouting match.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify all relevant case files for your review.
Month 5
Software writes your standard motions and legal complaints.
Month 13
The AI finds the exact loophole you always miss.
Month 20
AI negotiators handle the settlement math without your input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully automated case handling system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Human error rate
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