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Will AI replace Nobel Prize Winner jobs? · Latest report #wby8hiht
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsScience is hard, but generating a plausible breakthrough list is trivial.
High-impact researcher, professional envelope-opener, ego-carrier.
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bzzt.youAI▸ NOBELGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solves complex physics equations while you sleep
Conducts deep research to influence humanity and crafts academic papers. Wins awards for pushing boundaries of human knowledge.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a pulse and the ego required to accept a prize.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The machine consumes every paper ever written on the topic.
Week 11
It generates one million new theories while you drink coffee.
Month 4
Simulated reviewers instantly validate the machine's discoveries.
Month 5
The system issues its own prestigious global honors.
Month 6 · D-Day
Humans stop needing to prove their intellect exists.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
10000 per hour
Average citation count
42
Breakthroughs per millisecond
100%
Human error rate
Your severance
A digital plaque and a lifetime of regret.
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