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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace NOC Engineer jobs? · Latest report #35d24xcg
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou monitor systems that already monitor themselves without your permission.
Professional screen-watcher and documentation ghostwriter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated alert correlation for a quiet life.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELSTREAM V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves minor tickets without human oversight
You watch screen dashboards, acknowledge alerts, and write Wiki pages that nobody ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am when the logs fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts suppressing your duplicate alerts before they wake you up.
Week 10
Scripts begin running your standard fix commands for common errors.
Month 5
System detects its own failures and restarts containers without tickets.
Month 7
The AI merges all your screens into one boring status bar.
Month 8 · D-Day
The NOC is now a dark closet housing one efficient server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200 annually
Useless Jira tickets created
12 minutes
Average alert resolution time
90 percent
Time spent staring at empty graphs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our status-page monitoring service.
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