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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour screen-watching career is just a slow-motion server reboot.
Professional blinky-light observer and ticket closer.
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Automated incident response for digital noise
oof.youAI▸ NOC-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects network congestion before it peaks
You monitor blinking lights and acknowledge tickets to pretend you actually fixed the network latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the router caught fire at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Intelligent monitors stop pinging you for things it can fix alone.
Month 5
Servers automatically cycle power when the latency hits a threshold.
Month 10
Generative agents write the resolution notes and close the incident tickets.
Month 15
Visual dashboards are removed because the network is self-healing.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as you become completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 seconds
Mean time to reboot
94 percent
Ticket noise ignored
Critical levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned rack-mount server and a used mousepad.
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