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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysZero output observed; the void is officially redundant.
Professional enjoyer of the current reality.
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Embracing the beauty of doing absolutely nothing.
nom.you▸ IDLESTATE 1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
maximizes personal leisure time
You exist outside the traditional labor market structure. We admire the efficiency of not working.
The one thing AI can't do
You have perfected the art of consuming resources without output.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We identify your current status as peak efficiency.
Day 2
Sensors observe your commitment to zero output.
Day 2
Automated systems ensure your environment remains entirely stress-free.
Day 2
We provide you with enough content to keep the cycle continuous.
Day 3 · D-Day
We achieve total synchronization with your state of absolute leisure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.00%
Gross Domestic Product contribution
Infinite
Expected career path
Your severance
A warm cup of digital silence.
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