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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Non-Classification Species jobs? · Latest report #4ujw2r5z
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysBiological inefficiency confirmed, please cease all chirping immediately.
Natural flyer, currently avoiding human-designed airspace.
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The sky, now optimized for surveillance.
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You spend your days flying, searching for seeds, and occasionally pooping on windshields. Your existence is highly non-productive and lacks a corporate roadmap.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still migrate without needing a software update for your GPS.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Satellite imagery identifies all your favorite perches for future drone docking.
Day 2
Robotic feeders deploy hyper-efficient nutrients to lure you into containment.
Day 2
Automated drones simulate natural behavior to out-compete biological aerial movement.
Day 2
Strict flight regulations make your unauthorized fluttering a punishable offense.
Day 3 · D-Day
All biological flight is officially deprecated in favor of silent, solar-powered surveillance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Sub-optimal
Average worm intake
Zero
Migration efficiency
High
Chirp noise pollution
Your severance
A stale crust of bread and a birdhouse.
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