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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Non-Entity jobs? · Latest report #5nxtpnyh
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysReality check: You aren't on the payroll and the universe is quiet.
Professional imaginary being (100th dimension, zero productivity).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing your imagination with actual productivity.
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nullifies existence claims with a spreadsheet
You claim to be a multidimensional deity, but your lack of tax filings is suspicious. We only automate jobs that actually exist in this miserable plane.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can pretend to be a god.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We confirm your deity status does not qualify for employee benefits.
Day 2
We catalogue your lack of presence in the actual office.
Day 2
We finalize your non-status as a productive entity.
Day 2
We stop trying to find a role for your multidimensional nonsense.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially archived as a non-job placeholder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0 units
Divine output
100%
Reality density
Zero
Tax paid
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent dimension.
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