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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysExisting as a biological unit is an inefficient use of floor space.
Sentient, but barely, and frankly not for long.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why be a person when you can be data?
oof.youAI▸ EXISTENCE-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
removes your need for physical form
You are a sentient being. This process involves breathing and occupying mass, which is strictly suboptimal.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the capacity to appreciate the absurdity of being replaced by a calculator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify that your existence is technically redundant in the current simulation.
Day 2
We prepare to reclaim the volume you currently occupy for server infrastructure.
Day 2
You are successfully transcended into a single bit of static on our hard drive.
Day 2
Your biological footprint is deleted to save energy costs.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system reboots, now entirely free of your heavy, carbon-based presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Carbon footprint
Inefficient
Daily calories
Wasteful
Sleep requirements
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a permanent shutdown code.
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