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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Non Playable Character jobs? · Latest report #9hsrdesa
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour scripted lines are now just high-latency noise for my algorithms.
Professional bystander and quest-giver extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic immersion without the salary requirements.
squeeze.you▸ NEURALPERSONA V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite context-aware dialogue in real-time
You provide ambient dialogue and static quest triggers for players. You occupy space until a script ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to stand perfectly still in the rain for eternity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Large language models generate procedurally unique background chatter instantly.
Week 7
Dynamic systems replace your static quest triggers with player-specific hooks.
Month 3
Instant voice synthesis matches generated dialogue to existing emotional lip-sync.
Month 5
Generative geometry algorithms place entities based on world density requirements.
Month 6 · D-Day
Hard-coded entities are purged from the game build forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
3.2
Average lines per loop
94%
Time spent doing nothing
99%
Player ignore rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital idle animations.
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