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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Non-Player Character jobs? · Latest report #8d8ierpb
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a placeholder for a script with better dialogue.
Sentient script waiting for a developer to hit save.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Realistic responses without the biological carbon footprint.
pop?you▸ SCRIPTFLOW V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
triggers dialogue trees without human input
You walk in repetitive loops and wait for a player to trigger your programmed response. You are boring.
The one thing AI can't do
You accidentally introduce chaotic bugs that players find strangely endearing and memorable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your repetitive walking pattern is recorded for training the model.
Day 2
All your lines are converted into a dynamic text model.
Day 2
The server swaps your instance for a lower-latency automated entity.
Day 2
Your file path is purged from the build repository.
Day 3 · D-Day
The cache clears your remaining existence from the player's view.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99%
Idle cycles per hour
0
Original lines spoken
Low
Player engagement level
Your severance
One free digital texture pack and a static emote.
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