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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsConverting your sincere passion for change into a static database entry.
Professional guilt-tripper for the greater good.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy managed at maximum efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ ALTRUISTOS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters empathy parameters for optimal donation yield
You manage donor lists, send automated outreach emails, and schedule volunteer meetings for non-profit operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to care about a donor's mid-life crisis over a lukewarm coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scans your emails to learn how to mimic your empathy.
Month 3
Smart software takes over classifying donors into bucket tiers.
Month 6
Templates replace your creative writing with pre-approved optimized blocks.
Month 9
A cloud platform automates your calendar chaos without human interaction.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and sends your final farewell note.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2.4 percent
Cold outreach conversion
Neutral
Annual sentiment analysis
Infinite
Manual email drafting
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a PDF resume template.
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