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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsProfessional outrage has finally reached its natural, automated efficiency peak.
Professional loudmouth with a spreadsheet of angry donors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating controversy without the overhead of charisma.
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delivers algorithmically perfect inflammatory speeches
Managing donor relationships and high-volume public speaking events. Overseeing organizational strategy and media outreach campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform authentic indignation at a town hall meeting without crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all your historical transcripts to mirror your cadence.
Month 5
Large language models begin drafting all public op-eds and talking points.
Month 13
Automated agents replace human outreach to high-net-worth individual donors.
Month 21
Holographic projection tech replaces your physical presence at campus events.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked and the API takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400 points
Polarization per minute
99.9 percent
Donor retention rate
Zero
Speaking engagements missed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a digital soapbox.
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