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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Non-Profit Operations Manager jobs? · Latest report #848yg99d
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your mission statement into a beautifully archived 404 page.
Professional cat-herder of well-meaning but broke organizations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the pesky human mission.
oof.youAI▸ DONORSTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes budget deficits into pure silicon efficiency
You juggle grant reporting, donor databases, and overhead constraints. We simply optimize your scarcity into zero-cost efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the donor database keeps crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your messy spreadsheets are finally uploaded into a clean database.
Month 6
Natural language models write more persuasive impact reports than you.
Month 11
Automated emails replace your personalized thank you letters perfectly.
Month 18
The software finds the overhead savings you were too afraid to cut.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The mission continues, but the operations department is now just code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per grant
12000
Spreadsheet rows per day
Null
Donor empathy cycles
Your severance
A warm handshake and an expired grant template.
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