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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour high-level think tank rhetoric is just training data for us now.
Professional architect of very long, very important PDFs.
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Generating consensus without the board meetings.
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drafts ten-year strategic visions in seconds
You manage leadership curriculum and donor relations for public sector programs. We just automate the policy output.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at nodding politely while a donor says something remarkably dim-witted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces the need for your soul-crushing deck reviews.
Month 5
Algorithms identify and solicit funding faster than your lunch meetings.
Month 10
A language model writes the mission statements and board reports.
Month 20
Interactive avatars teach public servants better than your human mentors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The VP role is officially merged into a backend server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4,200
Annual strategy slides
600
Coffee-break networking hours
14
Policy jargon per paragraph
Your severance
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