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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou model the light; soon, the machine will ignore your theories.
Professional light-bender and spreadsheet-dweller.
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Turning wild photons into predictable data streams.
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optimizes pulse duration in microseconds
You design laser setups and calculate nonlinear interactions. Your work defines the limits of photon control.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the lab bench hums when it shouldn't.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace your tedious manual oscilloscope readings.
Month 5
Vision-guided motors align your mirrors better than your shaky hands.
Month 13
AI predicts the light path before you even turn on power.
Month 21
A language model generates your funding requests and conference abstracts.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The machine runs the lab while you find a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
42 cups
Coffee per paper
3 hours
Laser alignment time
99 percent
Unexplained noise floor
Your severance
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