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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press releases are just glorified junk mail templates anyway.
Email blaster, press release drafter, and government email pesterer.
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Press releases generated at light speed.
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blasts perfectly targeted emails while you sleep
You draft repetitive press releases and blast emails to supporters about trail progress. Automation does this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with genuine-sounding passion in your voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces your manual email list management and drafting.
Month 4
Generative models produce press releases faster than your brain can type.
Month 8
Automated scripts handle all routine government follow-ups and inquiries.
Month 13
Your human manager stops needing you to verify the bot outputs.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your contract is terminated and replaced by an API key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
10,000+
Emails per hour
High
Human error rate
100%
Tone accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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