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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour policy interventions are just hallucinations waiting for a better model.
Expert at turning complex energy data into polite emails.
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Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
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You draft white papers and hold internal planning meetings to coordinate nonprofit strategy. Your work is entirely text-based.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much internal tension a room can handle before exploding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drafting tools begin suggesting policy language based on current archives.
Month 5
AI assistants start recording, transcribing, and writing the post-meeting action items.
Month 10
Algorithms model the success rate of various geothermal policy interventions.
Month 15
Email systems handle all donor communication without human proofreading.
Month 21 · D-Day
The nonprofit board replaces your role with an enterprise subscription.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
2
White papers written per quarter
90 minutes
Average meeting duration
3 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy session
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