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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour donor database is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
Professional guilt-tripper for social causes and gala dinners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for maximized annual giving.
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automates personalized guilt-tripping at scale
You draft grant proposals, cultivate major donors, and manage high-pressure end-of-year fundraising campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a board member is lying about their check.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Your messy donor files get cleaned by high-speed classification software.
Month 3
Large language models start writing your boilerplate grant applications.
Month 9
Software identifies exactly when to email donors for maximum conversion.
Month 16
Digital platforms replace the need for human event coordination.
Month 21 · D-Day
Algorithms handle all donor relationships without needing your social grace.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 liters
Coffee consumption per campaign
400 yearly
Average rejection letters sent
99 percent
Donor retention accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you were an excellent human.
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