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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your moral mission into an automated, cold-blooded efficiency engine.
Professional guilt-tripper and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy-simulating, budget-balancing, logic-driven impact machine.
split.youAI▸ NONPROFITBOT OPTIMIZER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes donation funnels while ignoring ethics
You juggle grant applications, donor newsletters, and board meetings to keep the lights on for your cause.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to look a donor in the eye without triggering a sales algorithm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models generate perfect grant proposals based on historical success data.
Month 5
Algorithms predict who will donate and exactly what level of pity they need.
Month 10
AI-moderated meetings replace human chairs to ensure objective, emotionless decision-making.
Month 15
Real-time auditing software keeps all filing and reporting perfectly aligned with regulations.
Month 21 · D-Day
The NonprofitBot assumes full operational control and human staff are permanently offboarded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Grant approval rate
zero
Human-caused guilt trips
4000%
Fundraising ROI
Your severance
One free subscription to a mood-stabilizing mindfulness app.
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