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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging spreadsheet chaos while waiting for the board to decide.
Managing spreadsheets for a cause you barely remember.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy, but faster and without the meetings.
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You oversee IT infrastructure projects, reconcile payroll HR disputes, and report operational metrics to the nonprofit board monthly.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific social patience required to explain budget cuts to offended volunteers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your chaotic folder structure into a rigid database.
Month 3
AI assistants take over your calendar and reject all invites.
Month 8
Smart forms now auto-approve leave and handle staff complaints.
Month 13
Automated vision models now generate board decks overnight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access expires as the system assumes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 cups/day
Coffee consumed
120/year
Policy documents authored
94 percent
Stakeholder emails ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm thank-you card.
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