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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsConverting your donor list into a cold, automated efficiency engine.
Grant-chaser, spreadsheet warrior, and professional advocate for the good.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing benevolence through cold, hard data.
no no noyou▸ IMPACTSYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates grant applications with perfect jargon
You chase grants, manage volunteers, and track impact reports while sipping lukewarm coffee in a drafty office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly convince a cynical philanthropist to sign a check in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your grant history is ingested into a simple language model.
Month 4
Software writes your future grant applications without needing a nap.
Month 7
Smart scheduling apps replace your chaotic volunteer management spreadsheet.
Month 10
Impact reports are now generated by an algorithm that never lies.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human advocacy is retired in favor of pure algorithmic efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42 percent
Grant success rate
12 weeks
Volunteer retention
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee.
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