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October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning heartfelt mission statements into cold, empty spreadsheet cells.
Turning emotional donor pitches into automated efficiency metrics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing childhood outcomes with cold logic.
split.youAI▸ IMPACT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates grant writing using sentiment analysis
You draft grant proposals and align development outcomes with long-term strategic goals for local childhood initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific donor might actually care about this initiative.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets and mission drafts move into a secure server.
Month 5
The AI writes grant proposals faster than you can blink.
Month 12
Algorithms determine the most efficient pathways for child development.
Month 16
Board members prefer the machine's clean, bias-free impact charts.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your credentials expire while the machine generates the final report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42%
Grant success rate
18 per week
Meetings about strategy
too many
Mission statement buzzwords
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary toaster.
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