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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour stamp is just a glorified sticker for a digital database.
Professional paper witness, expert in watching people sign stuff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable identity proofing for the paperless age.
oof.youAI▸ VERIFYSEAL OS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates 5000 digital deeds per second
Witnessing document signings and verifying identities to prevent fraud. It is mostly just watching ink dry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if someone is shaking with fear while signing a document.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cryptographic keys replace the need for physical ink seals.
Month 4
Vision models instantly confirm signers are who they claim.
Month 8
State registers move all historical journals to a cloud ledger.
Month 12
Legal statutes change to recognise machine-signed assets as valid.
Month 14 · D-Day
The rubber stamp is retired to a museum display case.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 gallons
Average ink used per year
3.5
Documents per hour
98 percent
Hours spent bored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium blue ink pads.
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