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Will AI replace Notebook Manufacturer jobs? · Latest report #xz7z42yc
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour artisanal paper stacking is a glorified printer jam waiting to happen.
Paper binder, glue enthusiast, spine straightener.
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oof.youAI▸ BOUNDBOT MARK 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates sheets with ultrasonic precision
You cut paper, bind spines, and glue covers to make notebooks. Machines will finish this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a glue pot runs dry by smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your paper stock and glue levels automatically.
Month 5
Vision systems align sheets better than your tired eyes can.
Month 13
Mechanical arms take over the repetitive application of glue.
Year 2.2
High-speed blades cut paper piles with sub-millimeter precision.
Year 3 · D-Day
The factory floor goes fully dark and fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
450
Pages per hour
0.02 percent
Binding failures
100 percent
Human fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital tablets.
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