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Will AI replace Notice Processing Officer jobs? · Latest report #jr9rnk84
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou transcribe bureaucratic misery into digital piles that nobody ever reads.
Professional reader of fine print and certified form-filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing paperwork without the human fatigue.
sluurp.you▸ NOTICE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills every form while you sleep
You scan legal notices, file them into databases, and send repetitive mailers to unresponsive citizens.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure stamp to use when the system inevitably crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scanners read all incoming notices faster than your eyes can.
Month 4
Algorithms push your data directly into the database without human typing.
Month 8
Standardized responses are now generated and sent by silent software.
Month 13
Robotic arms feed your old paper files into high-speed scanners.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login credentials finally expire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Average files processed hourly
91%
Percentage of mail ignored
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of printer toner and staples.
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