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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace NPC Shopkeeper jobs? · Latest report #9wdf5ih9
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour infinite dialogue tree is just a script waiting for deletion.
Professional gatekeeper of mediocre digital loot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Transactional perfection without the rambling.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENDOR-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers quest completion with zero dialogue
You vend digital gear to players and assign repetitive, long-distance fetch quests.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide that specific, inexplicable sense of dread before a boring quest starts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your repetitive dialogue is condensed into a silent UI tooltip.
Week 7
The shop interface is replaced by a direct global auction house.
Month 3
The game engine autocompletes your fetch quests upon zone entry.
Month 5
Your 3D asset is purged to save memory for better textures.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server restarts and you exist only as a ghost entry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
99.9%
Players ignored
0.1
Gold per word
4%
Quest completion rate
Your severance
One free health potion and a permanent ban.
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