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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career has half-life, and it is expiring right now.
Senior Physicist (mostly math, emotionally haunted)
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Fission simulations delivered at the speed of light.
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optimizes weapon yield in millisecond bursts
You simulate fission chain reactions and materials physics. You balance complex detonator timings and precise radioactive material geometry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still agonize over the moral implications of your work while you sleep.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest decades of declassified test site blast data.
Month 4
The AI matches your best design outputs without needing breaks.
Month 10
Neural networks find more efficient core shapes than human intuition.
Month 16
Automated verification replaces human peer review board oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all future design iterations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
10 million
Simulation cycles per day
Zero
Margin of error
High
Regret level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very remote island.
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