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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTargeting coordinates are just math, and math does not blink.
Professional deliverer of the ultimate bad day.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure kinetic delivery without the moral dilemma.
splat.you▸ PAYLOADPILOT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes precise delivery on target
You calibrate navigation systems, monitor weapon status, and manually confirm the release sequence over a target.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, terrifying aesthetic beauty of the mushroom cloud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Sensors map the trajectory without human input.
Month 9
Digital tokens replace the need for physical keys.
Month 14
Algorithms calculate the perfect drop time automatically.
Month 18
Unmanned platforms handle the entire mission duration.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The pilot is officially removed from the flight manifest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002 seconds
Average reaction latency
zero
Moral hesitation index
rapidly approaching zero
Manual flight hours
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bunker.
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