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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Nuclear Code Handler jobs? · Latest report #kr48swfc
Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsHuman error is the only thing currently keeping the world functioning.
Professional button-pusher with a very stressful commute.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total security, zero biological input required.
help!youAI▸ SILOGUARDIAN V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies launch codes at light speed
You guard launch sequences, verify authorization protocols, and ensure data integrity in secure facilities. Your job is basically glorified two-factor authentication with a high stakes penalty.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish a genuine crisis from a corrupted data packet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
We convert all your physical logbooks into machine-readable encrypted ledgers for immediate parsing.
Week 7
Our neural net begins shadowing your input to measure reaction time against human error.
Month 3
The SiloGuardian links directly to the ignition hardware via secure, non-human-accessible API endpoints.
Month 5
The machine runs parallel simulations of your authorization tasks to ensure absolute operational perfection.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated and the automated system assumes full control of the arsenal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Non-zero
Human error margin
0.002
Latency in milliseconds
Too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lead-lined bunker for your retirement.
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