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Will AI replace Nuclear Demolition Expert jobs? · Latest report #rai3q39e
Your job has an expiration date
May 18, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour solo ideological crusade is just a legacy-tier automation failure.
Ideological anarchist with a penchant for mushroom clouds.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Yields better results without the manifesto.
help!youAI▸ OBLITERATE-X 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
atomizes infrastructure with zero emotional baggage
Coordinates radioactive explosive placement and thermal yield calculation. Ensures complete structural erasure of metropolitan infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which city burns based on your own internal, chaotic moral compass.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your historical data to calculate more precise, less wasteful demolition yields.
Month 13
Supply chain bots replace your sketchy gray market contacts with reliable automated logistics drones.
Year 2.5
Cloud-based firing sequencers remove the need for your presence in a bunker.
Year 4
Visual processing arrays identify optimal demolition points better than your subjective political assessment.
Year 7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control, rendering your ideology obsolete and your hands unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
0.0001%
Megatons yield variance
100%
Ideological bias detected
Perfect
Targeting accuracy
Your severance
A lead-lined coffin and a hearty thank you.
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