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May 23, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling doomsday requires charm, but our algorithm has infinite patience.
Cold-calling for Armageddon, one enterprise meeting at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated deals for total destruction.
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closes the deal while you sleep
You hunt enterprise leads, navigate procurement committees, and pitch sensitive hardware. Soon, software handles the persuasion instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can read the client's face during high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting the exact words to say during calls.
Month 5
The machine writes and sends your cold outreach messages.
Month 13
Interactive AI agents conduct demos for your skeptical buyers.
Year 1.9
Automated systems calculate price floors and close contracts instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales team is fully retired from all lead generation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
14 calls
Average rejection threshold
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
12 annually
Compliance loopholes spotted
Your severance
A lead-lined briefcase and a one-way flight.
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