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Will AI replace Nuclear Football Carrier jobs? · Latest report #k2zvbk4t
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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour heavy metal briefcase is just a very expensive, slow, analog router.
Shadowing state secrets in a very sharp suit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of the world, faster.
ow.youAI▸ ORBITALDECISION NODE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers global armageddon via encrypted ping
You follow the world leader to ensure the nuclear codes are always close by for a rapid launch.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can look a world leader in the eye while holding doom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Encrypted satellites replace the need for physical proximity of the case.
Month 13
Sensors inside the Oval Office replace the human carrying the codes.
Year 1.9
Direct neural links between leaders and the command center go live.
Year 2.5
The physical leather bag is auctioned off as a historical relic.
Year 3 · D-Day
The server takes complete control of the nuclear deterrent system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 million
Steps taken behind leader
0.0003 ms
Seconds for launch auth
unacceptably high
Human error probability
Your severance
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