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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsTrying to capture a star while you still struggle with grants.
Stellar architect currently stuck in a budget black hole.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stellar generation without the human error
splat.you▸ FUSIONCORE AUTONOMIST 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes plasma loops for net gain
Conducts plasma stability experiments and builds prototype magnetic confinement systems. Your goal is net energy gain, but you mostly just gain paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the superconducting magnet quenched at 3:00 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Sensors report real-time plasma diagnostic data directly into our optimized analytical cloud.
Month 7
Large language models generate and submit funding applications with higher success rates than humans.
Month 15
Digital twins run ten thousand virtual plasma configurations daily to predict stability thresholds.
Year 1.9
Algorithms assume direct control over magnetic field adjustments to prevent plasma disruptions.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the system achieves self-optimizing sustained fusion independent of human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
40 percent
Plasma stability downtime
2 percent
Grant application success
6 liters
Coffee consumed per Gev
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Fusion Quarterly magazine.
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